yukgioh:

it’s been “one of those days” for several years

theevilwaffle:

In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful

onlydadjokes:

My wife asked me if I could stop singing ‘Wonderwall’ by Oasis
I said maybe.

 #childhood  #TV  #that's so raven

cakeandrevolution:

no i am well aware of this train wreck

 #Mariam tag  #about me

nishnasty:

myriadsubtletiess:

l-m-f-a-o

i’m so here for this little girl

They try so hard to make her uncomfortable and they fail every time.

 #goals
Reasons to be proud of your sign

halechka:

Aries: Jackie Chan & Matt McGorry

Taurus: Thomas Sanders & Patrick Stump 

Gemini: Laverne Cox & Johnny Depp

Cancer: Chris Pratt & Markiplier

Leo: Anna Kendrick & GloZell

Virgo: Beyonce & Zendaya

Libra: Halsey & Will Smith

Scorpio: Scarlett Johansson & Caitlyn Jenner

Sagittarius: Nicki Minaj & Walt Disney

Capricorn: Martin Luther King Jr & Jim Carrey

Aquarius: Ellen Degeneres & Phil Lester

Pisces: Rihanna & Jensen Ackles

 #zodiac  #YASSS VIRGO

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

youcancallme-queen-k:

ashtoniousrex:

ginaabeann:

graphicnerdity:

Harry Potter-Themed Shooters

These drinks are not for beginners. By that I mean only experienced Harry Potter fans will appreciate the puns that went into making them. Full disclosure, a couple of them are awful. I’ll let you figure out which ones. Better yet, serve them to your friends and let them decide!

Other shooters that didn’t make the cut: Lord Vodkamort, Flourish & Blattoed, and Cognac McLaggen.

Oh. My. God.

sarahdactyls birthday shots are a yes

Yasssssss

fuckyeahcolincreevey yes we can and yes we will
 #Harry potter  #drinks  #goals  #fave

suspend:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

de-lighted

 #Mariam tag  #too much  #happy tag
 #video  #vine